Buffalo Zoo is Murdering Polar Bears!!!!!

21 11 2007

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According to a report filed by PETA, the Buffalo Zoo is becoming the Auschwitz concentration camp of zoos. Three polar bears have died  in the last 16 months including, Danny, Kelly, and Becky. Here are pieces of the article to try and help explain their deaths according to the PETA report,

DANNY -

“In the first case, a bear named Danny was found in summer 2006 by keepers to be suffering from low weight and extensive fly bites to his ears.

In August 2006, veterinarians anesthetized Danny so that he could be treated for his ailments, according to the report.

A zookeeper who had been monitoring Danny while he was still immobilized left his holding area for two hours and, upon returning, found the bear dead in an empty pool. “

 

Kelly -

  Several polar bears at the zoo ate garbage left in their exhibit, according to the report, which stated that zookeepers should do a better job of keeping out foreign objects.

A necropsy performed on a polar bear named Kelly that died in November 2006 showed that the bear had a number of stones and a plastic toy in her stomach.

 

 Becky -

A third bear, Becky, underwent surgery this past February for an internal obstruction.

The surgery found plastic rims in her stomach, and Becky had previously gotten her mouth locked shut by pieces of garbage, the report found. Becky died a day after the February surgery.

The three polar bear deaths “did raise some suspicion. It is something that we’re following up on,” said Jessica Milteer, an Agriculture Department spokeswoman.

I cannot believe that I wrote a commercial for these sick, inhumane people who are killing polar bears. Oh, but at least the elephant house will look nice. 

 





Wegmans Biotch!!!!!!!!!!!!!

21 11 2007

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Brady Leaf

16 11 2007

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So in case you did not know, Brady Leaf, backup quarterback for Oregon, is the brother of former mess of an NFL qb, Ryan Leaf. In Oregons game tonight on ESPN against Arizona, Arizona is winning 31-11. Oregon heisman favorite qb Dennis Dixon was hurt so Brady Leaf was thrown into action. Well, lets see…. on the last play he fumbled and lost almost 20 yards. On top of that, they showed big brother on the sideline. Im sure he is making the family proud. Oh, and by the way, it seems everytime the second ranked team shows up on Thursday night ESPN, they lose!! Boston College, South Florida, Oregon….





Die Tom Brady

5 11 2007

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So ESPN interviewed Tom Brady after they beat the Colts. The first bonehead thing he said was say that the regular season doesnt matter, and that January is what matters. Of course Tom, you have to win now to play in January, right?

And then he mentioned that the overall team goal was to win the AFC east. And then he said they had the Buffalo Bills in two weeks and that would be a great place to start!

what a bitch!!!!, lets go bills